囧
中国小成本电影《泰囧》在12月12日上映以来已经获得了口碑和票房的双丰收。
A Chinese low-budget film, Lost in Thailand, has harvested profits and praise since it hit movie theatres on 12 December.
网络上有很多关于“囧”的图片。
There are lots of jiong pictures online.
真正的大事件是,人们很囧。
The really big thing is, people are very upset.
“囧事”的网义是指尴尬,无奈的事情。
The embarrassing thing denotes that it is awkward or helpless.
禁止咬另一个人的汉堡一口(囧囧有神)。
It's forbidden to take a bite out of another person's hamburger.
她确实,有时候特别囧。
She is. And so it's embarrassing sometimes.
于是说为什么囧尼失去了得铜牌的机会呢?
So how did Weir lose his chance at bronze?
“囧”是中国的古汉字。
Jiong is an ancient Chinesc character.
否则不用多说,这个过程就只会是一个字——囧。
Otherwise it's a much more awkward procedure.
囧尼,至少,在为他愤愤不平的大众中得到了安慰。
Weir, at least, took solace from the fact that the crowd disagreed.
我真的不想说出来的是那两个例外都是快船出品,囧啊。
We'll try really hard to ignore the fact that the two exceptions both played for the Clippers.
但是,有时候当我被海关警察抓牢的时候我还是会觉得很囧。
Still, there have been occasions when I've been caught off guard.
一个德国游客走进了纽约一家麦当劳餐厅,囧囧地要了杯啤酒。
A German tourist walks into a McDonald's in New York City and orders a beer.
挂着一个囧字到处游走,喝咖啡掉眼泪的同时只会让你感觉更糟。
Walking around with a face like a wet weekend and crying into your coffee will make you feel worse.
现年26岁的斯嘉丽和30岁的囧瑟夫不是第一次被拍到一起出现。
It wasn't the first time Johansson, 26, and Gordon-Levitt, 30, hit the town together.
如果有一个没有安全感的伴侣,那囧况还可能迅速升级为可怕的对质。
Add an insecure partner to the mix and this awkward situation could quickly turn into a terrible confrontation.
囧萌一刻:这张家庭照片过去看起来很诡异,现在看起来仍然很诡异。
Awkward moment: This family snap looked weird then, and is just as weird now.
你是杰弗逊研究所最有价值的资产之一。 (囧……和财产有啥区别?)
You are one of the Jeffersonians’ most valuable assets.
也许起初看起来会有些囧,但女人们总是喜欢谈论她们的感觉别且总是积极回应。
It might seem awkward at first, but woman love to talk about how they feel and will nearly always respond enthusiastically.
还记得我们一碰到任何名字中带有“电”这个词的汽车,就会联想起很囧、笨拙缓慢的机器吗?
Remember when any vehicle with the 'e-word' in its name brought to mind some awkward-looking and ponderously slow contraption?
一个很令人愉快的任务是宰你自己养的鱼啦(囧啊,是真的吗? 谁愿意择鱼啊,都愿意吃!)
And you get the pleasant task of gutting your own fish.
另外,我个人认为,宿醉也是墨镜受欢迎的原因之一,因为墨镜是掩盖宿醉后囧相的绝佳装备。
Also – and this is more from my own personal research than Brown's — hang-overs. They're really great for hiding hang-overs.
好囧2002年,一位陆军医生给尸体穿上新型防弹背心,并用压缩空气助推的空气加农炮轰他们。
An Army doctor in 2002 wrapped corpses in new bulletproof vests and fired at them with an air cannon, which USES compressed air to fire bullets.
98年的法国世界杯让全世界见证了迈克尔·欧文的诞生——当然这不是指一个生命的诞生,那样也太囧了。
During France 98, the world witnessed the birth of Michael Owen. Not literally, of course, as that would be hideous.
98年的法国世界杯让全世界见证了迈克尔·欧文的诞生——当然这不是指一个生命的诞生,那样也太囧了。
During France 98, the world witnessed the birth of Michael Owen. Not literally, of course, as that would be hideous.